I have the worst luck

My life sucks...officially. Murphy's law is kicking the shit out of me. I had to drop a class because I did bad on an exam. I forgot my textbook on the bus so I called transit they told me it'd take them like 4 days to get back to me. So I reorder the book because I have a bunch of stuff coming up due and I order it express shipping a couple of hours later transit calls me to tell me they found my book I go to cancel the order but it's already started the shipping process it took less then 24 hours for the book to get here, which is great but now I have 2 copies of my textbook. I got a letter from Canada student loans saying my loan from 2 years ago is coming up due...so I go to the university but they refuse to confirm my enrollment because I'm a part time student they said they'd confirm it in January when I'm back to full time, so now I have to pay on my line of credit and my loan because I'm obviously rolling in money right? uuuugghhh. FML.